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OOOOHHHHH MYYYYY GAWWWD! I like, love
you guys. I can't, like, get enough of you. OH MY GAWD, you guys are like, hot and stuff. <SCREEEEAAAAM> OH MY GAWD
you guys are sooooooooooo sexy!!!!! I would totally, like, pay money to, like, see you guys, like, in swimsuits<<<SCREEEEAAAM!!!>>.
You guys should, like, have my babies, you're soooooooooooooo hott!!! OH MY GAWD, I can't believe you guys ARE ACTUALLY
READING THIS <SCREEEEAAAAM!!>!! I totally, like, want to french kiss my computer screen, OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STIFF KITTIE ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Anonymous
Rita here, writing from the Betts' Pavillion. Stiff Kittie rocked
the house on July 3rd! Despite the rain, they pulled it off! People were dancin' all over the place. They
brought the house down until the wee hours of the morning! Hope to have them again next year when we celebrate Independence
Day here in Newton. Thanks so much for the opportunity to sing with the band! I had a great time, and so did our
guests! Love to the band! You guys are awesome!
-Rita
My favorites (Screwlearningpalooza 2005) were that song for the broken-hearted
one and the whole Blister in the Sun thing. I loved how you went into sublime and then into that other great song. Awesomeness,
way awesomeness. I really liked Stuck a lot too, it cracked me up. Whenever Kevin played the horn, it was absolutely amazing.
I love the acoustic and that together, out of this world man.
-Nicole
Stiff Kittie is awesome! The personalized cd I got rocked my world. That
Kevin sure knows how to handle his instrument; what a hottie. This band is really going places.
-Jen
Stiff Kittie totally rocked my December. Frickin yeah! You guys were terrific!
I'm still excited about it. I really love you guys!
-Brandy
I love the website! Finally getting around to checking it out! Loved
the pics and the bio pages! You all keep up the good work and remember us when you become rich and famous!
-Bill and Sheila
I had a lot of fun last week...I could have listened to you guys play
forever. It was really one of those perfect moments. I don't know if I said it, but you're really amazing. At the time,
I didn't say much. I was thunderstruck. I couldn't have spoken if I wanted to. There were no words...That alone, is rare.
I just wanted you to know that Stiff Kittie rocks...That, and you keep me laughing. I'll be at work, ready to pull my
hair out...Then I'll freeze. I'll picture you guys. Randomly think, "Yeah we like to rock it, and we eat milk chocolate."
Suddenly, the world is a better place...
-Kittie Lover
I have this cat, and i just dont know what to
do with her, she is pretty stiff... i was hoping you all could help me... this is stiffkittie vet services right?
-Maryann H.
I was at one of your dallas shows... it was just so awesome, and i found
out which hotel you were staying at, and i was in the lobby waiting... but your security guard said that you guys wouldn't
want to meet me... so i stalked... i mean... followed you around all day at a distance to just get glimpses... and i was praying
for backstage passes, of course, i wasn't that lucky... but i found some girl with them, and i killed her and took her passes...
but before i got back there after the concert, that same ugly scrawny guard slammed the door in my face... so i went back
to your hotel and drank and ending up singing karaoke in a nun's robe... i dont know how... i just wanted to see you all one
more time... but you just walked by. i understand, and i doubt you'll ever email me back, i bet you get a million
emails a day from beautiful girls wanting to meet you all. i mean... what can you do... with members like steeeveeeee... he's
so dreamy... kevin didn't even look at me. its ok...i understand, i just wanted to email you to tell you i even loved
your restraining orders, and dirty looks. i am your #1 fan. keep doing what you do. i love you. SK
4EVER!!
-Greta Fitzgerald
I read your bio and it was hilarious! i just hope that i am not one of
those sucky girlfriends you mentioned!
-Dana D.
I've been your number one fan ever since you did that gig up at that truck
stop in Toronto.....Remember i was the girl that give you guys food when you were hungry....Because the owner of the truck
stop said that you were scarin all the customers away, so he didnt pay yall....But hell i dont think thats true for a second...I
think it was due to the fact that the Steve guy in your band was trying to get some action from the cashier...But then again
thats my opinion...So anyways.....i just wanted to let you guys know that your music is awesome...i never knew there was people
in this world that could relate to me...I mean when i pop that first hit of acid i totally feel your
music.....
-Brooke
Stiff Kittie sucks! Nah, im just playin, I love them. But seriouly,
they do suck. Food in the tummy? I mean, what the hell. That song doesnt even make any sense. Sometimes I wonder
of those boys should be in some kind of special home or something. But i gotta admit, they got style..and talent I suppose.
Better than little miss Britney any day. Anyway, im going to go contemplate the existence of time now...peace out.
-Paul
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