Somewhere in a nebula

Far off in a galaxy

I have been abducted

Riding in a spaceship

I have been to the far reaches of space

I have been to the far reaches of space....

and back!

 

Now I'm back on the earth

So I can tell the world of my adventures in the universe

Now I'm back in this place

So i can tell the world the crazy things I saw in outerspace

I saw a three-legged elephant livin in a black hole

Alf and ET kickin it with Bob Dole

And while I was headin to the North Star

I saw Elvis cruisin in a sports car

 

I have been to the far reaches of space

I have been to the far reaches of space...and back!

 

And its good to be home

After  spending fourty months in outerspace with aliens alone

And its good to see ground

I was getting kinda sick and tired of floating all around

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I have been to the far reaches of space

I have been to the far reaches of space...

and back!

 

Up in the sky

Im going so high

Its time for me to leave this place

I'm going into outerspace

Maybe I'll go to the moon

And build a castle out of a sand dune

Maybe I'll  go to Venus

So I can pull out my peanut butter

Sandwich and eat it will floating around

No one can keep me down

 

I'm going into outerspace

Its time for me to leave this place

To see whats on the other side

Come on my friend, lets go for a ride

On my rocketship

It goes real fast

So hold on tight

We leave tonight

 

Maybe I'll go to the edge of it all

I wonder, if I stand too close will i fall?

Maybe I'll find out the meaning of life

Or get an extra-terrestrial wife

 

Im going into outerspace

Its time for me to  leave this place

To see whats on the other side

Come on my friend, lets go for a ride

On my rocketship

We'll go real fast

So hold on tight

We leave tonight

 

Maybe I'll want to stay

Forever and everything would be okay

Cause no one can keep me away

Yeah, no one can keep me away

 

Im going into outerspace

Its time for me to leave this place

To see whats on the other side

Come on my friend lets go for a ride

And we'll be the first

To see the universe

So hold on tight

We leave tonight

 

I'm back, I've been gone all night

So confused, how'd the time fly by?

I've been dropped off in a meadow

And Im chillin with a mutilated cow I met

I'm lost, where do I begin?

I don't know where the hell I've been

Thoughts of me sedated, I think I've been violated

By some aliens

But will i ever know, what they did with that sharp thing near...

My rear

 

I know its over, but is it over?

For now I guess it is

Your spaceship will come back again

But for now I'll just pretend

Like it was just a bad dream

 

I know that I'm not insane

Is there a chip planted in my brain?

I can hear some people talkin and I hear a little rockin

On the radio

But will I ever know

What they did with that sharp thing near...

Oh dear

 

I know its over, but is it over?

For now I guess it is

Your spaceship will come back again

But for now I'll just pretend

Like it was just a bad dream

 

Some say men come from mars

And women are from venus

But will somebody please tell me

Where ex-girlfriends come from

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From outerspace they've come to this place

To try and destroy the human race

Will somebody please tell me

Where ex-girlfriends come from

With secret spies and x-ray eyes

_________________ (guys, disguise, realize, lies)

Will somebody please tell me

Where ex-girfriends come from

 

Heres a song

For our friends in white

Who leave the earth behind

To see the world outside

Here's to the real stars...

The astronauts

 

Heres a song

For the brave of heights

Who leave it all behind

To sail the sea of lights

Heres to the real stars...

The astronauts

 

And we'll never forget who proved

That the moons not made of cheese

Heres to the real stars...

The astronauts

 

And when im standing underneath the moon

I'll tip my hat to you

I'll be wavin too

The astronauts

 

I was so happy when I got

A date with this real hot girl

She was fine and she was mine

I felt like the king of the world

We went to the restaraunt

And she seemed a little sick

She said, "ah, don't worry about it, Im alright"

And I said suck on this (Halls with menthol and vitamin C"

I thought that it was me

That we weren't meant to be

So I asked and she denied

She wanted me in her life

 

I started to relax when she sat back

And closed her eyes

She coughed she sneezed, a flash of light

And she was out of sight

 

Spontaneous human combustion

It can happen anytime

One minute they're in front of you

And next there is no sign

Of them anywhere

So you should just beware

Spontaneous human combustion

It can happen anytime

 

So I guess its pretty clear

That our time was over here

So I gathered up her ashes, and her silver glasses

And ran away in tears

And so the next day

We were practicing our songs

We were working on a new one

About men wearing thongs (oh thats just wrong)

Then all of a sudden

Scott said his tummy hurt

So we tried some pepto bismol

But he said it didnt work

 

So in case you all are wondering

Why Scotts not in our band

It's kind of hard to talk about

But try and understand

He coughed he sneezed

A flash of light

He disappeared before our eyes

And now our band is just two guys

 

 

(C5 down) Somebody (C5) pass the M&M's(G) I feel a (G down) little bit sad (EMin)today (C5)

My (G)girlfriend left for (G down)outerspace

Somebody told her she would make a good astronaut someday

That day seemed so far away

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(Pre chorus)

 

(G) Some-ti---mes when i step outside

(C) I think i see you floating by

I try to keep tears from falling

Like the stars that beg your calling

A--and when I look up high

The hottest thing up in the sky

I know youre looking down on me

Somewhere in the galaxy

Tonight

 

My girl

Is out of this world